Perennial Passion

Can't resist posting this: I arrive at work at 6:30 a.m. Made a quick check of the banquet set up, turned on the computer and looked up to find a waitress at my desk. She says, "Is it O.K. if I take a toothbrush and toothpaste?" (amenities we keep at the front desk for our guests). I give her a confused look. She says, "I forgot to brush my teeth this morning." I say, "For the benefit of your customers, I think it would be a good idea."

How does one "forget" to brush one's teeth before coming to work?????????????

And so my day begins............................................